TAWPHD HAS BEEN DECLARED BY FORBES AS THE BIGGEST BUSINESS EMPIRE OF THE YEAR 2035 IN THE WORLD WITH ITS OWNERS GROWING FINANCIALLY EVERY SECOND. NOW LET'S GO BACK TO 2018 ALMOST 17 YEARS BACK TO KNOW HOW IT ALL STARTED. 2018, A GLORIOUS YEAR FOR ME, YES I AM THE ONE WRITING THIS STORY, ONE OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF TAWPHD WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS STAWPHD. I HAD JUST FINISHED MY SPM THE PRECEDING YEAR, WAITING TO START MY HIGHER EDUCATION. WELL SPEAKING OF HIGHER EDUCATION, EVERYONE SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE YOUR COURSE WISELY AND CAREFULLY AS YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT, BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT MY FUTURE WAS VERY CLOSELY TIED TO SOME RANDOM 5 IDIOTS I WOULD MEET VERY SOON IN THE FUTURE UNEXPECTEDLY. I GOT A SCHOLARSHIP IN THE MALAYSIAN MARITIME ACADEMY AND I ENROLLED MYSELF IN THE ACADEMY ON THE MONTH OF JULY.
IT WAS THE FIRST DAY IN ALAM(AKADEMI LAUT MALAYSIA), AND I WAS EXHILARATED TO SET FOOT IN ALAM AS EVRYTHING WAS NEW FOR ME. MOVING ON TO A NEW PLACE, NEW IDEAS. MOVEMENT WAS A ONE CONSTANT IN MY LIFE AND I FELT A GREAT SENSE OF OPTIMISM AS I GOT INTO THIS ACADEMY BUT OF COURSE, THAT SENSE OF OPTIMISM DIDN'T LAST LONG. AS USUAL MY PARENTS WERE HAPPY AND DID WHAT EVERY PARENTS WERE DOING THAT DAY, TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS OF ME AND THAT DAY ENDED WITH THE CADETS BEING ASSIGNED TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CABINS AND HAIRCUT. WELL, I DIDN'T QUITE LIKE MY NEW ROOMMATES, YOU KNOW, NOT MY TYPE OF PEOPLE. THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING, THE KIND OF NOT SO LIBERAL OR TOLERANT PEOPLE. SO I SETTLED DOWN IN THE CABIN AND GOT READY TO GO TO THE PANTRY FOR A HAIRCUT WHERE I MET A FAGGOT CALLED HARRESH KAJENDIRAN, THE "H" OF TAWPHD. THE SUBANG JAYA FUCK.
HENCE, ALL THE SEMESTER 1 FAGGOTS AND I WENT ON TO CUT OUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR. THE ONLY PERSON I KNEW IN ALAM WAS SHARVIN, EVIDENTLY THE "S" OF STAWPHD WHO LATER ON GOT SEPERATED FROM US DUE TO CERTAIN REASONS WHICH GAVE RISE TO TAWPHD NATURALLY.COMING BACK TO THE EPIC, WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR OUR RESPECTIVE TURNS TO CUT OUR HAIR, ON SPUR OF MOMENT, SHARVIN WASN'T SITTING BESIDE ME ANYMORE. I STOOD UP TO RIFLE THROUGH THE CROWD TO SEE IF SHARVIN WAS ANYWHERE THERE, AND YEA, HE WAS SITTING WITH A FAGGOT-ISH LOOKING GUY. YES YOU'VE ALL GUESSED IT RIGHT, IT WAS HARRESH. HE WAS THIS SLIGHTLY COOL LOOKING GUY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKED UP NEPALI DUDE THAT GOT STUCK HERE IN MALAYSIA.SO I APPROACHED THEM ENGAGE MYSELF INTO A CONVERSATION AS I WAS ALONE THERE WITH NO ONE TO TALK TO. THENCE, THAT'S HOW MY FRIENDSHIP WITH HARRESH STARTED AND LASTS TILL TODAY AND HOPEFULLY TILL THE END.
THE ACTVITIES IN ALAM WENT ON AS PER SCHEDULE, IT WAS INTERESTING TO MEET NEW INDIVIDUALS, TO START UP ANEW LIFE HERE. SO THE FOURTH DAY IN ALAM WAS THE DAY WE WERE INTRODUCED TO OUR SENIORS, RANK HOLDERS, THE ALAM RULES AND REGULATIONS, THE ALAM ANTHEM, SO WERE WERE ORDERED TO TO THE MAIN LECTURE THEATER FOR THE INTRODUCTION. SO I VERY MATURE TALL, RELATIVELY SLENDER, SAT BESIDE ME. AGAIN SHARVIN WASN'T THERE AS WE WERE SEPERATED INTO TWO GROUPS OF SPONSORED CADETS AND SELF PAID CADETS. I HEARD HIM LISTENING AND HUMMING TO MOCKINGBIRD, A SONG BY EMINEM. AT THAT MOMENT, I KNEW THAT WE WERE GONNA BE GOOD FRIENDS AS EMINEM WAS MY FAVOURITE RAPPER. NOT ONLY THAT, HE KNEW A LOTS OF EMINEM'S SONGS THAT I KNEW, THE SONGS THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALISED THAT THEY EXISTED. SO WE SWAPPED OUR STORIES AND HOW WE CAME HERE TO ALAM AND SHIT. THE BEGINNING OF GREATNESS WAS ON ITS WAY, BUT WE JUST DIDN'T KNOW THAT YET, NOT TILL FEW OF THE UTMOST CRUCIAL AND INFLUENTIAL MEMBERS CAME IN, TAI FUCKING HONG FUCK ZEN, DANIAL DICK CHONG AND ANOTHER FAGGOT CALLED THE WADO.
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF AN IDIOTIC BEING (NOT ARMAN BUT THE ONE ON THE LEFT)
IT WAS THE FIRST DAY IN ALAM(AKADEMI LAUT MALAYSIA), AND I WAS EXHILARATED TO SET FOOT IN ALAM AS EVRYTHING WAS NEW FOR ME. MOVING ON TO A NEW PLACE, NEW IDEAS. MOVEMENT WAS A ONE CONSTANT IN MY LIFE AND I FELT A GREAT SENSE OF OPTIMISM AS I GOT INTO THIS ACADEMY BUT OF COURSE, THAT SENSE OF OPTIMISM DIDN'T LAST LONG. AS USUAL MY PARENTS WERE HAPPY AND DID WHAT EVERY PARENTS WERE DOING THAT DAY, TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS OF ME AND THAT DAY ENDED WITH THE CADETS BEING ASSIGNED TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CABINS AND HAIRCUT. WELL, I DIDN'T QUITE LIKE MY NEW ROOMMATES, YOU KNOW, NOT MY TYPE OF PEOPLE. THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING, THE KIND OF NOT SO LIBERAL OR TOLERANT PEOPLE. SO I SETTLED DOWN IN THE CABIN AND GOT READY TO GO TO THE PANTRY FOR A HAIRCUT WHERE I MET A FAGGOT CALLED HARRESH KAJENDIRAN, THE "H" OF TAWPHD. THE SUBANG JAYA FUCK.
HENCE, ALL THE SEMESTER 1 FAGGOTS AND I WENT ON TO CUT OUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR. THE ONLY PERSON I KNEW IN ALAM WAS SHARVIN, EVIDENTLY THE "S" OF STAWPHD WHO LATER ON GOT SEPERATED FROM US DUE TO CERTAIN REASONS WHICH GAVE RISE TO TAWPHD NATURALLY.COMING BACK TO THE EPIC, WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR OUR RESPECTIVE TURNS TO CUT OUR HAIR, ON SPUR OF MOMENT, SHARVIN WASN'T SITTING BESIDE ME ANYMORE. I STOOD UP TO RIFLE THROUGH THE CROWD TO SEE IF SHARVIN WAS ANYWHERE THERE, AND YEA, HE WAS SITTING WITH A FAGGOT-ISH LOOKING GUY. YES YOU'VE ALL GUESSED IT RIGHT, IT WAS HARRESH. HE WAS THIS SLIGHTLY COOL LOOKING GUY, THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKED UP NEPALI DUDE THAT GOT STUCK HERE IN MALAYSIA.SO I APPROACHED THEM ENGAGE MYSELF INTO A CONVERSATION AS I WAS ALONE THERE WITH NO ONE TO TALK TO. THENCE, THAT'S HOW MY FRIENDSHIP WITH HARRESH STARTED AND LASTS TILL TODAY AND HOPEFULLY TILL THE END.
THE ACTVITIES IN ALAM WENT ON AS PER SCHEDULE, IT WAS INTERESTING TO MEET NEW INDIVIDUALS, TO START UP ANEW LIFE HERE. SO THE FOURTH DAY IN ALAM WAS THE DAY WE WERE INTRODUCED TO OUR SENIORS, RANK HOLDERS, THE ALAM RULES AND REGULATIONS, THE ALAM ANTHEM, SO WERE WERE ORDERED TO TO THE MAIN LECTURE THEATER FOR THE INTRODUCTION. SO I VERY MATURE TALL, RELATIVELY SLENDER, SAT BESIDE ME. AGAIN SHARVIN WASN'T THERE AS WE WERE SEPERATED INTO TWO GROUPS OF SPONSORED CADETS AND SELF PAID CADETS. I HEARD HIM LISTENING AND HUMMING TO MOCKINGBIRD, A SONG BY EMINEM. AT THAT MOMENT, I KNEW THAT WE WERE GONNA BE GOOD FRIENDS AS EMINEM WAS MY FAVOURITE RAPPER. NOT ONLY THAT, HE KNEW A LOTS OF EMINEM'S SONGS THAT I KNEW, THE SONGS THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALISED THAT THEY EXISTED. SO WE SWAPPED OUR STORIES AND HOW WE CAME HERE TO ALAM AND SHIT. THE BEGINNING OF GREATNESS WAS ON ITS WAY, BUT WE JUST DIDN'T KNOW THAT YET, NOT TILL FEW OF THE UTMOST CRUCIAL AND INFLUENTIAL MEMBERS CAME IN, TAI FUCKING HONG FUCK ZEN, DANIAL DICK CHONG AND ANOTHER FAGGOT CALLED THE WADO.
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF AN IDIOTIC BEING (NOT ARMAN BUT THE ONE ON THE LEFT)
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